Now, as your pickings become weak (due to this silly economy) you may have to resort to eating your friends. But who, you may ask, should you eat first?
As a long time cannibal and killer, I would suggest you kill the most annoying first. If they bug you to no end, then get them out of this world and start feasting. If someone starts getting a tad suspicious, you may fall into the line of suspects, but, being a seasoned liar (as you should be) you can wiggle your way out of anything, right?
Police Officer: Is that a human leg in your trunk?
You: Uh… No. I’m a… Magician. It’s a part of my trick. I actually need to get to a show as soon as I can…
Police Officer: Wow! A magician, sorry man, you can go. *Grin… Wave*
See, just as long as they believe you, it’s fine. Righto, so try to feast on strangers for the time being, if you don’t, things could get messy! 🙂
I would advise that you don’t eat anyone related to you, or any of your best friends–not matter how delicious you think they may be. I’ll be posting a list of rules for Cannibals later on that will continue to grow as I remember more and more.
Ah, so… If you happen to eat someone you’re related to, I suggest you change your name and move. Quickly. Because family is usually suspected first. But if you kill hobo’s and idiots, then the world will be a better place.
With that in mind, I leave you. Happy feasting. 🙂
God Speed, Young Ones.