I was contemplating opening up a restaurant that serves the cannibals of the world. We wouldn’t really fit into any ethnic group, so I would most likely just call us an “All-Human” restaurant. My friend even came up with a joke for it… Don’t tell him, but I think it’s a bit lame… 😀 :
[A group of four teenagers walk into KFP, they had always heard legends about what they served here and were going there out of a dare. They approach the server at the door, his face has a slight smile, his specially carved fangs jutting out a bit.]
Server: “How many?”
Boy #1: “Four.”
Server: “So… Three?”
Boy #2: “No, Four.”
Server: [His smile wider.] “I’ll take care of that.”
Hehehehe… *Eye Roll* Spot on. Yuppers.
Great, isn’t it? I mean, wouldn’t this be just a lovely restaurant? We’d have all sorts of dishes, some of the ones I wrote about and tons more. So… Anyone want to donate to the cause? *Wink, Wink.*
Right, you can email us at: Cannibalweekly@gmail.com
Do you have any restaurant ideas of your owns? Why not write it in a comment? 😀
God Speed, Young Ones.
*Disclaimer*: (My Mother made me put this… *Eye Roll*… Mostly just inc ase someone from like.. The FBI read my blog…) This blog is primarily for humor purposes, there are real cannibals out there, myself not one of them.